Mark Fischbach

Mark

Jordan Bradley

Captain

Lio Tipton

Lady

Linda Bradshaw

Dorene L. Whitacre

Pamela Horton

Celcionna F. Kelvina

Mick Lauer

Gunther B. Gunnerson / Detective

Robert Muyskens

Burt

Steve Taylor

Computer (voice)

Matthew Patrick

Mack

Wade Barnes

Wug / Wubba

Morgan Calhoun

Bandit

Arin Hanson

Narrator (voice)

Robert Rexx

Diner Staff

Holt Boggs

Shuttle Pilot

Baldermort

Invincible Tower

Ethan Nestor

Agent Crank / Wormhole

Tyler Scheid

Agent Smiles

Brian Wecht

Ninja Crew

Dan Avidan

Sexy Crew

Amy Nelson

Alien Queen

Rosanna Pansino

Professor Beauregard

Michael Gregory

Bam Bam

Andrew Rose Gregory

Sparkles McGhee

Evan Gregory

Cue Tip

Mo Alfy

Joe / Murder Victim

Sara Burke

Widow / Window Guard

Imane Anys

Cryo Computer (voice)

Carlos Pena

Crew 1

Roderick Loving

Crew 2

Jason C Campbell

Crew 3

Judy Lee

Crew 4

Sophia Tinsley

Crew 5

Reggie Lussier

Crew 6

Kai Woodley

Crew 7

Gabriel Leite

Crew 8

Amani Alexander

Crew 9

Adam Weightman

Crew 10