Travis Van Winkle

Sonio

Sean Maguire

Leonidas

Carmen Electra

Queen Margo

Ken Davitian

Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo

Hauptmann

Diedrich Bader

Traitoro

Method Man

Persian Emissary

Ike Barinholtz

Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Lauren Walsh

Pretty Girl

Tiffany Haddish

Urban Girl

Jareb Dauplaise

Dilio

Phil Morris

Messenger

Jim Piddock

Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like

Nicole Parker

Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton

Crista Flanagan

Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like

Hunter Clary

Leo, Jr.

Emily Wilson

Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like

John Di Domenico

Donald Trump Look-A-Like

Belinda Waymouth

Twiggy Look-A-Like

Jesse Lewis IV

Ms. Jay Look-A-Like

Zachary Dylan Smith

10-Year-Old Leonidas

Ryan Fraley

Brad Pitt Look-A-Like

Tiffany Claus

Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like

Nick Steele

K-Fed Look-A-Like

Jim Nieb

President Bush Look-A-Like

Dean Cochran

Rocky Balboa / Rambo

Nate Haden

Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like

Tony Yalda

Sanjaya Look-A-Like

Jessica Heap

Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)

Tim Connolly

Spartan Soldier (uncredited)

Robin Atkin Downes

Narrator (uncredited)

Martin Klebba

Happy Feet (uncredited)