Ken Shapiro

Ko-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / "Just You, Just Me" Dancing Man

Richard Belzer

Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker

Chevy Chase

The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover

Buzzy Linhart

The Hitchhiker

Richmond Baier

The Girl

Berkeley Harris

The Rich Guy

Jennifer Welles

The Geritan Girl

Lane Sarasohn

The Dancing Policeman / The Assassin

Dennis Helfend

Food for Thought

Rebecca Brooke

Sex Olympics

Victoria Medlin

Mouth Appeal

Martin Kove

Butz Beer

Ron Marshall

Butz (voice)