Peter Sallis

Wallace / Hutch (voice)

Ralph Fiennes

Victor Quartermaine (voice)

Helena Bonham Carter

Lady Campanula Tottington (voice)

Peter Kay

PC Mackintosh (voice)

Nicholas Smith

Reverend Clement Hedges (voice)

Liz Smith

Mrs. Mulch (voice)

John Thomson

Mr. Windfall (voice)

Mark Gatiss

Miss Blight (voice)

Vincent Ebrahim

Mr. Caliche (voice)

Geraldine McEwan

Miss Thripp (voice)

Edward Kelsey

Mr. Growbag (voice)

Dicken Ashworth

Mr. Mulch (voice)

Robert Horvath

Mr. Dibber (voice)

Pete Atkin

Mr. Crock (voice)

Noni Lewis

Mrs. Girdling (voice)

Ben Whitehead

Mr. Leaching (voice)

Christopher Fairbank

Additional Voice (voice)

James Mather

Additional Voice (voice)

William Vanderpuye

Additional Voice (voice)

Nigel Pilkington

Various (voice) (uncredited)

Jack Angel

Villager (uncredited)

Sheb Wooley

Screaming Citizen (archive sound, uncredited)