Ben Affleck

Bartleby

Matt Damon

Loki

Linda Fiorentino

Bethany

Salma Hayek Pinault

Serendipity

Jason Lee

Azrael

Jason Mewes

Jay

Alan Rickman

Metatron

Chris Rock

Rufus

George Carlin

Cardinal Glick

Bud Cort

John Doe Jersey

Alanis Morissette

God

Jeff Anderson

Gun Salesman

Brian O'Halloran

Grant Hicks

Janeane Garofalo

Liz

Betty Aberlin

Nun

King Mustafa Obafemi

Kane

Guinevere Turner

Bus Station Attendent

Bryan Johnson

Protestor #1

Walt Flanagan

Protestor #2

Jared Pfennigwerth

Stygian Triplet

Kitao Sakurai

Stygian Triplet

Barret Hackney

Stygian Triplet

Dan Etheridge

Priest at St. Stephen's

Derek Milosavljevic

Kissing Couple

Lesley Braden

Kissing Couple

Nancy Bach

Mrs. Reynolds

Armando Rodriguez

Waiter

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Scott Mosier

Smooching Seaman

Monica Hampton

Seaman Smoocher

Ben Cain

Gangster #1

Richard Baderinwa

Gangster #2

Javon Johnson

Gangster #3

Derrick Sanders

Gangster #4

Mark Joy

Whitland

Linda Levine

Woman in Boardroom

Ethan Suplee

Norman (voice)

Jonathan Gordon

Blanket Boy on Train

Matthew Maher

Bartender

Nancy Mosser

Governor Dalton

Robert Holtzman

Officer McGee

Ming Chen

Club Patron (uncredited)

Chris Kittinger

Bus Sleeper (uncredited)

Kimberly Loughran

Woman in Elevator (uncredited)

Jim Mahfood

Parishioner (uncredited)

Brendan McFadden

Parishioner (uncredited)

Joe Nozemack

Parishioner (uncredited)

Ernest O'Donnell

Reporter (uncredited)

Vincent Pereira

Extra (uncredited)

Brian Quinn

Man Holding Mooby Figurine in Airport (uncredited)

Bob Schreck

Parishioner (uncredited)

Joe Shelby

Bus Rider (uncredited)

J.E. Smith

Businessman (uncredited)

Adrienne Wehr

Protestor (uncredited)