Rob Schneider

Gus

David Spade

Richie

Jon Heder

Clark

Molly Sims

Liz

Jon Lovitz

Mel

Amaury Nolasco

Carlos

Tim Meadows

Wayne

Nick Swardson

Howie

Erinn Bartlett

Salad Girl / Sarah

Craig Kilborn

Jerry

John Farley

Swimmer Boy

Bill Romanowski

Karl

Matt Weinberg

Kyle

Reggie Jackson

Self

Sean Salisbury

Brad

Joe Gnoffo

Marcus Ellwood

Jackie Sandler

Female Customer

Jared Sandler

Autograph Kid

Ray Nicholson

Kid Catcher #1 Game #2

Terry Crews

Poker Guy #1

Patrick Schwarzenegger

Jock Kid Game #3

Lochlyn Munro

Ultimate Home Remodel Host

Doug Jones

Number 7 Robot

Rachel Hunter

Hot Mother

Dan Patrick

Poker Guy #2 A.K.A. O'Malley

James Earl Jones

Darth Vader (voice)

Max Prado

Nelson

Dennis Dugan

Coach Bellows

Jonathan Loughran

Brad's Assistant Coach

Jillian Henry

Gretchen Peterson

Danny McCarthy

Troy

Mason Knight

Charlie Catcher

Irene Roseen

Elderly Woman

Judith Drake

Mrs. Johnson

Gerry Del Sol

Umpire

Blake Clark

Umpire

Ron Masak

Principal

Brooke Langton

Kathy Dobson

Mary Jo Catlett

Mrs. Ellwood

Matthew Willig

Jock Guy

Cleo King

Lady Customer

Gabriel Pimentel

Little Man

Kristin Quick

Kristen