Mike Myers

Wayne Campbell

Dana Carvey

Garth Algar

Christopher Walken

Bobby Cahn

Tia Carrere

Cassandra Wong

Chris Farley

Milton

James Hong

Jeff Wong

Rip Taylor

Himself

Steven Tyler

Himself

Joe Perry

Himself

Heather Locklear

Herself

Bob Odenkirk

Concert Nerd

Robert Smigel

Concert Nerd

Kim Basinger

Honey Hornée

Drew Barrymore

Bjergen Kjergen

Harry Shearer

Handsome Dan

Ed O'Neill

Glen

Jay Leno

Himself

Charlton Heston

Good Actor

Tim Meadows

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Kevin Pollak

Jerry Segel

Lee Tergesen

Terry

Ralph Brown

Del Preston

Dan Bell

Neil

Gavin Grazer

Scott

Michael A. Nickles

Jim Morrison

Larry Sellers

Naked Indian

Frank DiLeo

Frankie 'Mr Big' Sharp

Olivia D'Abo

Betty Jo

Ted McGinley

Mr. Scream

Al Hansen

Bad Actor

Scott Coffey

Metalhead

Stephen Surjik

Director (uncredited)

Benny Graham

Security Guy

Jim Downey

Jeff Wong (voice, uncredited)