Dave Foley

Buzz Chambers

Art Hindle

Sasquatch Sid Tucker

Robert Maillet

Frankenstein

Lance Henriksen

God (voice)

James Ray Hart

Himself

Kevin Nash

Colonel Crookshank

Herb Dean

Himself

Jason Deline

Jake Blackburn

Ari Millen

Dr. Igora

Mark Gibson

Agent Lawrence Dunn

Jason David Brown

Cyril Haggard / Swamp Gut / Cyclops / Grisly Planet Narrator

RJ Skinner

The Mummy / Werewolf

Holly Letkeman

Witch Bitch

Matt Griffin

Graveyard Worker

Kelly Couture

Lady Vampire

John Geddes

Lieutenant Briggs

Matt Wiele

Messenger

Jesse Thomas Cook

Drunkard

Chris Rutte

The Grub

Chris Lesage

Chris Chilton

Christopher Goddard

Sheriff Moran

Samantha Farrow

Wife