
1982
A really blue movie...
Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.

Bobby Ball
P.C. Bobby Ball

Tommy Cannon
Sergeant Tommy Cannon

Suzanne Danielle
Kim

Roy Kinnear
Mr. Lloyd

Eric Sykes
Chief Constable

Jack Douglas
Chief Superintendent

Jon Pertwee
Coastguard

Edward Judd
Hilling

Arthur English
Man on Motorbike

Eric Francis
Fred the Postman

Billy Burden
Herdsman

Nigel Lambert
Estate Agent

Ken Barker
Chief Superintendent's Driver

Richard Borthwick
Customs Officer

John D. Collins
Customs Officer

Su Douglas
Hilling's Secretary

Laurence Harrington
Police Radio Operator

Richard Hunter
High Street Policeman

Peter Rutherford
Heavy Set Man

Rosemary Williams
WPC Radio Operator

Tommy Wright
Fisherman

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