Jacob Wysocki

Terri

John C. Reilly

Mr. Fitzgerald

Creed Bratton

Uncle James

Olivia Crocicchia

Heather Miles

Bridger Zadina

Chad

Mary Anne McGarry

Ms Hamish

Justin Prentice

Dirty Jack

Jenna Gavigan

Samantha Goode

Curtiss Frisle

Sex Ed

Tara Karsian

Mrs. Davidson

Diane Salinger

Mrs. Vick

Jessica D. Stone

Rachel

Jamie Lee Redmon

Rachel

Tim Heidecker

Mr. Flemisch

Robert Towers

Priest

Melanie Abramoff

Amy

Jeffrey Noah Silcock

Donny Washburn

Lisa Hoover

Waitress

Josh Perry

Marcus Bloom (as Josh 'The Ponceman' Perry)

Eddie Pepitone

Joe Hollywood