Jay Chandrasekhar

Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn

Kevin Heffernan

Rodney 'Rod' Farva

Steve Lemme

MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack

Erik Stolhanske

Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto

Paul Soter

Carl Foster

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner

Lynda Carter

Governor Jessman

Rob Lowe

Guy Le Franc

Marisa Coughlan

Ursula Hanson

Brian Cox

John O'Hagen

Tyler Labine

Christophe Bellefuille

Will Sasso

Mountie Archambault

Maggie Castle

Cassandra Anne Gacek

Damon Wayans Jr.

Wagner

Fred Savage

Fred Savage

Hayes MacArthur

Mountie Podien

Seann William Scott

Callaghan

Kateri DeMartino

Canadian Local Townsfolk

Arthur Hiou

St. George Townsfolk

Katherine Skelton

Female Driver

Clifton Collins Jr.

Bus Driver

Paul Walter Hauser

Lonnie Laloush

Jim Gaffigan

Larry Johnson

Jimmy Tatro

Lance Stonebreaker

Kimberly Howe

Opening Scene Groupie

Bruce McCulloch

Charles Lloyd

Marcel Laverdet

Bartender

Jolie Martin

Bordello Madame

Richard Perello

L'Explosion Bartender

Alexa Don

Female Escort