Billy Crystal

Sam 'Sammy' Kamin

Gheorghe Mureșan

Max Zamphirescu

Kathleen Quinlan

Serena Kamin

Joanna Pacula

Lilliana Rotaru

Jere Burns

Weller, the Movie Director

Harold Gould

Milt Kaminski

Dan Castellaneta

Partlow

Raymond O'Connor

Eddie

Rider Strong

Justin Allen

Doris Roberts

Rose Kaminski

Carl Ballantine

Rabbi

Eric Lloyd

Young Sammy

Lorna Luft

Joanne

Lindsay Crystal

Stephanie

Peter Schindler

Don Shmell

Dale Wyatt

Dialogue Coach

Ajay Naidu

Hot Dog Vendor

Estelle Harris

Aunt Pearl

Elaine Kagan

Myrna

Philip Sterling

Uncle Nate

Max Goldblatt

Jerry

Michael Papajohn

Tough Guy #1

Steven Seagal

Himself

Rick Overton

Director

Richard Portnow

Producer

Nicki Micheaux

P.A. Jeannie

Lawrence Pressman

Doctor

Joss Ackland

Monsignor Popesou

E.E. Bell

Ring Announcer

Heather Thomas

Showgirl

Verne Troyer

Wrestler