
2000
They're a couple of zeros short of a grand
Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

Chris Beattie
Gerry McCarten

Greg McLane
Sewell

Charlie Hardwick
Mrs. McCarten

Roy Hudd
Mr. Sewell

Tim Healy
Mr. McCarten

Kevin Whately
Mr. Caird

Kerry Ann Christiansen
Bridget

Jody Baldwin
Gemma

Tracey Wilkinson
Mrs. Caird

Willie Ross
Ginga

Tracy Whitwell
Clare

Su Elliot
Mrs Brabin

Daniel James Lake
Matthew Brabin

Libby Davison
Miss Warren

Val McLane
Maureen

Adam Fogerty
Zak

Anne Orwin
Auntie Maud

Lynne Wilmot
Cashier

Brendan P. Healy
Park Worker

Alan Shearer
Himself

Charlie Richmond
Mally

Billy Fane
Bingo caller

The Usual Suspects

In China They Eat Dogs

Gold Brick

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

The Ox-Bow Incident

Den stjaalne Minister

The Bank Dick

Heat

Dog Day Afternoon

National Lampoon Presents: Endless Bummer

The Wild Soccer Bunch 4

Bullet Scars

Little Treasure

Bandidas

No Good Deed

The Real McCoy

Swindle

Land of Storms

Patris, listeia, oikogeneia

Christmas in Notting Hill