Cindy Williams

Annie McHugh

Bruce Kimmel

John

Leslie Nielsen

Capt. Jamieson

Gerrit Graham

Rodzinski

Patrick Macnee

Dr. Stark

Paul Brinegar

Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry

Cherie Steinkellner

TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)

Margaret Willock

TV Host #2

Carol Ann Williams

TV Host #3

Alan Abelew

Dirty Harry Punk #1

Robert Dryer

Dirty Harry Punk #2

Peter DuPre

Dirty Harry Punk #3

Jed Mills

Dirty Harry Punk #4

Broderick Crawford

Max the Computer (voice)