Marlon Wayans

Christian

Kali Hawk

Hannah

Fred Willard

Gary

Mike Epps

Ron

Affion Crockett

Eli

Jane Seymour

Claire

Florence Henderson

Mrs. Robinson

Andrew Bachelor

Jesse

Kate Miner

Ashley

Tina Grimm

Miss White

Alice Rietveld

Bride to Be

Brad Schmidt

Joe Mills

Mircea Monroe

Becky

Angel Laketa Moore

Carla

Elizabeth Ho

Yuki

Stephen Todt

Bike Messenger (uncredited)

Craig Jordan

Mrs. Robinson's Stud (uncredited)

Dave Sheridan

The Great Mysterio

Chaunte Wayans

Charlene

Jenny Zigrino

Kateesha