
1980
There's got to be more to life than committing suicide.
Ronnie, Wal, Andy and Vic are four bored, unemployed teens in dreary, rainy Glasgow. Ronnie comes up with a great idea. He has noticed that stainless steel sinks are worth a lot of money and comes up with a complicated scheme: to steal sinks from a warehouse dressed as girls and using a stop-motion-potion.

Robert Buchanan
Ronnie

Billy Greenlees
Wal

John Hughes
Vic

John Gordon Sinclair
Andy

Drew Burns
Pete

Eddie Burt
Eddie the Driver

Derek Millar
Bobby

Eric Joseph
The Wee Man

Douglas Sannachan
Simmy

Alan Love
Alec

Janette Rankin
Mary

Tom Mannion
The Doctor

Margaret McTear
Ward Nurse

Anne Graham
Computer Nurse

Kim Masterton
Gang Girl

Margaret Adams
Gang Girl

Alex Mackenzie
The Tramp

Gerry Clark
The Watchman

David Scott
Hi-Fi Salesman

Richard Demarco
Himself

Danny Benson
Policeman

Tony Whitemore
Boy in Daimler

El Mariachi

They Call Me Trinity

Set It Off

The Full Monty

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Chariots of Fire

Welcome to Collinwood

The Sting

Bound

Superstar Female Serial Killer

Enlisted Yakuza

Glengarry Glen Ross

Chopper

Change of Heart

Big Momma's House

The Italian Job

7 Seconds

A Night to Die For

Fletch

Trail of the Pink Panther