Carol Burnett

Dotty Otley / Mrs. Clackett

Michael Caine

Lloyd Fellowes

Denholm Elliott

Selsdon Mowbray / The Burglar

Julie Hagerty

Poppy Taylor

Marilu Henner

Belinda Blair / Flavia Brent

Mark Linn-Baker

Tim Allgood

Christopher Reeve

Frederick Dallas / Philip Brent

John Ritter

Garry Lejeune / Roger Tramplemain

Nicollette Sheridan

Brooke Ashton / Vicki

Kate Rich

Des Moines Stagehand

Zoe Cassavetes

Miami Stagehand

Kim Sebastian

Cleveland Stagehand

Louise Stratten

Broadway Stagehand

J. Christopher Sullivan

Miami Backstage Guard

Kimberly Neville

Miami Usher

Cleveland O'Neal III

Miami Electrician

Roger Michelson

Company Lighting Technician

Joe Hanna

Company Soundman

Rosie De Sanctis

Miami Backstage Visitor

Jack McCall

Broadway Usher

Keith Crowningshield

Broadway Usher

Andrew Mapp

Broadway Usher

Diana Agostini

Broadway Theatergoer

Bronson Dudley

New York Bum at Curb

Drummond Erskine

New York Backstage Doorman

Roger Armstrong

Des Moines Additional Stagehand

Dick Corman

Des Moines Additional Stagehand

Wendy Wilson

Miami Additional Stagehand

Matthew Gottlieb

Miami Additional Stagehand

Dana Marley

Miami Additional Stagehand