Kim Richards

Tracy Osborne

Brad Savage

Jay Osborne

Barbara Feldon

Carolyn Osborne

Don Knotts

Bert Delaney

Darren McGavin

Duke

David Niven

J.W. Osborne

Vic Tayback

Big Joe Adamo

Herschel Bernardi

Sgt. Max Turner

John Williams

Jameson

Charles Martin Smith

Longnecker

Bob Hastings

Peter

Louis Guss

Freddie

Richard O'Brien

Capt. Boland

Barney Phillips

Sgt. Benson

Ruth Manning

Miss Murdock

Olive Dunbar

Mrs. Hadley

James Hong

Ming Lo

Jean Gillespie

Reporter

Jack Wells

Reporter

Stu Gilliam

Policeman

Jack Griffin

Policeman

Milt Kogan

Policeman

Hank Jones

Banana Cop

Iris Adrian

Housewife

Henry Slate

Truck Driver

Lawrence Moran

Michael (uncredited)