
2001
Old age is a bitch!
Tells the true story of the residents at Dalkeith Residential Home who sit around every day just waiting to die until staff buy them a greyhound. Naming the dog Dalkeith after the home, they discover she is a phenomenal runner and she is soon entered into the greyhound races. Soon residents are betting on the outcome of the races, and they are given a new reason to live. But the board of trustees learn what is going on, through the disgruntled daughter of one of the residents, and heavily handedly put an end to the fun and games. After the board's intervention the residents sink into a new form of despair as life becomes even duller and more boring than before. That is until the aloof pensioner, played by Ray Barrett, reveals he was once a high profile barrister and challenges the decision in court.

Ray Barrett
Tarquin St John Smythe

Esme Melville
Maisie Carter

Gus Mercurio
Enzo Petroni

Alan Hopgood
Mick

Judy Banks
Doris

Marilyn Maguire
Suzanne Barker

Geoff Brooks
Benny Saunders

James Benedict
Dave Bennett

Jacinta Stapleton
Kate Johnson

Julie Nihill
Sally

Andrew Clarke
Judge Proctor

Gabrielle Leeds
Daphne

Alan Pentland
Mr Wilson

Brenda Addie
Mrs. Kenwright

Wendy Strehlow
Mrs Denham

David Bradshaw
Joe Howlett

Victor Kazan
Doctor

Nathan King
Frank the Barman

Overhill Manor

Tango Argentino

Fast Talking

Age-Old Friends

By the Pricking of My Thumbs

Cocoon

Bubba Ho-tep

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

The Mighty Celt

Is Anybody There?

Act Your Age

Make Way for Tomorrow

Wet Bum

Mi querido Juan Manuel

A Hole in the Head

The Gin Game

Never Too Late

First Love

Off Your Rocker

Bingo!