Kyle Howard

Grover Beindorf

Jamie Lee Curtis

Janet Beindorf

Kevin Pollak

Ned Beindorf

Jennifer Tilly

Cindy Figler

Christopher McDonald

Donald Krupp

Sheila McCarthy

Gwenna Krupp

Wallace Shawn

Vic Finley

Caroline Aaron

Louise Finley

Mooky Arizona

Matt Finley

Herbert Russell

T.J. Krupp

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Brooke Figler

Amy Sakasitz

Stacy Beindorf

Colleen Camp

Mrs. Burtis

K. Todd Freeman

Officer Davis

Daniel Roebuck

Officer Brickowski

Ben Stein

Ralph Doyle

Ray Walston

Chief Rocco

Alex Seitz

Jimmy

Josh Wolford

Teddy

Patrika Darbo

Cafeteria Cashier

Michael Hitchcock

Cop

Rosie Winer

Flower Girl

Jessica Frank

Junior Bridesmaid

Shelley Hack

Erica Gilliland (uncredited)