Christopher Walken

Reed Thimple

Stephen Tobolowsky

Norbert Barrington

Daryl Mitchell

Officer Hamm

M.C. Gainey

Roadie

Diedrich Bader

Officer Cheets / Ted (voice)

Alex Rocco

Rip Holland

Meagen Fay

Mrs. Barrington

Eli Marienthal

Dex Barrington

Haley Joel Osment

Beary Barrington (voice)

Candy Ford

Trixie (voice)

James Gammon

Big Al (voice)

Brad Garrett

Fred (voice)

Toby Huss

Tennessee (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Henry (voice)

Stephen Root

Zeb (voice)

Queen Latifah

Cha-Cha

Chip Chinery

Tom Tamina

Carolyn Almos

Tina Tamina

Marcus Knight

Chef

Michael Lawrence Morgan

Benny Bogswaggle

Alpheus Merchant

Elderly Black Man

Daniel Escobar

Store Manager

Christopher Darga

Mr. Slamboni

Jess Harnell

Long-Haired Dude

Ann Hastings

Elderly Woman

Paul Rugg

TV Reporter

Dennis E. O'Donnell

Wedding Band Member

Michael R. Hastings

Wedding Band Member

Peter Leinheiser

Wedding Band Member

Arthur F. Repola

Wedding Band Member

Betty Weiss

Cashier

Jennifer Paige

Waitress

Josh Quirk

Fry Cook

Sean O'Connell

Grip

Larry Burke

Video Roadie

Krystal Harris

Self

Don Henley

Self

Wyclef Jean

Self

Elton John

Self

Willie Nelson

Self

Bonnie Raitt

Self

Brian Setzer

Self

Don Was

Self

Xzibit

Self

Julianne Buescher

Puppeteer (Tennessee)

Terri Hardin

Puppeteer (Trixie / Big Al)

John E. Kennedy

Puppeteer (Zeb)

Bruce Lanoil

Puppeteer (Henry)

Michelan Sisti

Puppeteer (Ted)

Allan Trautman

Puppeteer (Fred)

Alice Dinnean

Puppeteer (Beary)

Misty Rosas

Suit Performer

Tom Fisher

Suit Performer

Kaefan Shaw

Suit Performer

Tony Sabin Prince

Suit Performer

Jody St. Michael

Suit Performer

Brian La Rosa

Suit Performer

Denise Cheshire

Suit Performer

John Alexander

Suit Performer

Bobbie Bates

Dancer

Bubba Carr

Dancer

Carla Earle

Dancer

Aisha Francis

Dancer

Sandi Johnson

Dancer

Birl Jonns

Dancer

Nancy O'Meara

Dancer

Ayesha Orange

Dancer

Katy Roy

Dancer

Pamela Rossi

Dancer

Kevin Alexander Stea

Dancer

Roland Tabor

Dancer

Darrel W. Wright

Dancer

Earl Wright

Dancer

Jason Yribar

Dancer

Michelle Elkin

Dancer

Becca Sweitzer

Dancer

Tovaris Wilson

Dancer

Russell "Goofy" Wright

Dancer

Timothy Anderson

Dancer

Billy Bonsangue

Dancer

Carol Connors

Dancer

John Ronald Dennis

Dancer

Brian Friedman

Dancer

Jennifer Hamilton

Dancer

Brandon Henschel

Dancer

Reginald Jackson

Dancer

Anthony Marciona

Dancer

Morris O'Connor

Dancer

Beverly Polcyn

Dancer

Bubba Dean Rambo

Dancer

Shealan Spencer

Dancer

Anthony Talauega

Dancer

Richmond Talauega

Dancer

Grant Taskerud

Dancer

Anne Vardanian

Dancer

Salvatore Vassallo

Dancer

Clinton Derricks-Carroll

Dancer