Stephen Rea

Tony Costello

Billy Connolly

Hughie

Jimmy Nail

Les Wickes

Timothy Spall

David "Beano" Baggot

Bill Nighy

Ray Simms

Juliet Aubrey

Karen Knowles

Helena Bergström

Astrid Simms

Bruce Robinson

Brian Lovell

Hans Matheson

Luke Shand

Rachael Stirling

Clare Knowles

Phil Daniels

Neil Gaydon

Phil Davis

Limo Driver

Frances Barber

Lady in Black

Zoë Ball

Zoë

Virginia Clay

Young Karen

Luke Garrett

Young Hughie

Sean McKenzie

Young Beano

Rupert Penry-Jones

Young Ray

Matthew Finney

Young Brian

Alex Palmer

Young Les

Gavin Kennedy

Young Tony

Lee Williams

Young Keith

Andy Nichol

Gary

Francis Magee

Hockney

Justin Grattan

Not Morrissey

Delroy Atkinson

Jason

Julian Sims

Steve Greenblatt

Peter Baynham

Kevin

Margaret Blakemore

Waitress 1

Candida Gubbins

Waitress 2

Alphonsia Emmanuel

Camille

Mikayla Jones

Natasha

Jason Green

Adam

Christopher Wild

Apprentice

Dean Lennox Kelly

Pizza Boy

Mackenzie Crook

Dutch Kid

Donna Air

Dutch Hitch-Hiker

Ralph Van Dijk

Club 4 Owner

Sabina Michael

Dutch Receptionist

Steve Ubels

Dutch Local

Danny Webb

Clive

Anita Carey

Tax Woman

David Henry

Tax Inspector

Daisy Donovan

Female Reporter

Bruce Byron

Snotty Reporter

Jeffrey Harmer

Dutch Policeman

Sheila Reid

Mrs. Baggot

Leelo Ross

Dutch Lady

Brian Capron

Senior Executive

Luke D'Silva

Spanish Bar Man

Eric Jorrin

Dutch Citizen (uncredited)

Rebecca Promitzer

Bar Girl (uncredited)

Anneka Svenska

Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)