Colin Ridgway

Stan / Minor Inconvenience Man

Matthew Naquin

Dr. Lemonide

Samuel Everett

Professor A. S. Hole

Kara Mattingly

Kris Goldwin

Iris Rayner

Detective Richard Osmond

Parker Montgomery

Officer Rodney Benson

Audrey Holt

Interviewer

Collin Lee

Phone Guy

Graham Irby

Basketball Dude

Mya Tillman

Miles Ingram

Walker Scott

Grocery Store Passerby

Kodie Bullard

Reporter Lisa Neilsen

Barrett Walker

Street Guy 1

Branch Gouras

Street Guy 2

Mya Tillman

Crutches Girl

Julius Ridgway

Old Redneck

Devin Cooper

Streetpasser

Mya Tillman

Cultist 1

Matthew Naquin

Cultist 2

Dino Pickett

Greta Mae Jenkins-Braxton

Nadia Janus

Lemonade Girl

Kate Jasper

Mrs. Hole