Rich Evans

Space Cop

Mike Stoklasa

Detective Ted Cooper

Jocelyn Ridgely

Zorba

Chike Johnson

Agnon

Jay Bauman

Grigg

Dale R. Jackson

Chief Washington

Zach McLain

Charlie

Alison Mary Forbes

Charlie's wife

Clarence Aumend

Officer Partner

Rick Pendzich

Officer Cunningham and hostage taker

Patton Oswalt

Space Police Chief

Freddie Williams II

Solitaire Man

Len Kabasinski

Space Cop (Stunt Double)

Deborah Clifton

Receptionist

Bo Johnson

Dr. Snodgrass

Tim Higgins

Bartender/Moon Mayor

Nate Schwefel

Timmy

Josh Davis

Bar Patron