Mark Lester

Ziggy

Lionel Jeffries

Grandpa

Susan George

Pippa

Tony Bonner

Tom Jones

Jeremy Kemp

Inspector Galleria

Peter Vaughan

Paul Grazzini

Peter Bowles

Victor Grazzini

Betty Marsden

Madame Robiac

Joseph Fürst

Local Police Sergeant

David Lodge

Local Policeman

Anthony Stamboulieh

Police Lt Tacharie

Robert Russell

Headquarters Policeman

John Allison

Boutique Boy

Maxine Kalli

Ann-Marie

Jonathan Burn

Waiter

Jeremy Young

Monk

Tommy Eytle

Visiting President

Christopher Robbie

Policeman