Jay Chandrasekhar

Zach

Kevin Heffernan

Grogan

Steve Lemme

Felix

Paul Soter

Matt

Erik Stolhanske

Freaky Reaky

Zach Chapman

Greg / WCOB Deejay

Alison Clapp

Emily

Kayren Butler

Suzanne

Jamison Selby

Traci Shannon

Charles Lloyd

Officer Reese

Leanne Cummings

Woman Jogger

Sally Brackett

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James P.Q. Sperber

Pasta Fagioli

Patrick R. Heffernan

Lamb Chop / Rugby Player #4

Michael Yurchak

Waiter

David A. Puner

Math Guy

Susan Clarke

Rois Rane

Charlene English

Superperson

Francesca Olivieri

Rimmy Rolson

Laura Satzman

Sara

Laura Arieh

Jennifer Montgomery

Mia Persson

Marjorie Fontaine

James L. Ward

Poet

Laura Losada

Open Mic Emcee

Jane Heffernan

Cafeteria Marjorie

Reid Freeman

50's Guy

Kaitlyn Lowe

Julie

The Bitter Poet

Prosecutor

Arik Treston

Bailiff

Philip X. Chapman

Dean Hedgepeth

Michael Heffernan

Alternate Lawyer

John Coen

Jug Bartender

Dan Fey

Rugby Player #1

Ernie Enzien

Rugby Player #2

Tim Bluto

Rugby Player #3

Ted Griffin

Rick Johnson

Mark Alter

Dominco

John Ardolino

Dan Fey

Melanie Rees

Ursula

Rick Johnson

Peck Rugby Coach

Tom Dubreuil

Referee

Dusty Brown

Officer #1

Michael Lamb

Officer #2

K.C. Stewart

Officer #3

Phil Haney

Rugby Fan (uncredited)