No Sex Please - We're British

1973

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Cast

Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

David Swift

Inspector Paul

Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Valerie Leon

Susan

Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower

Michael Robbins

Car Driver

Frank Thornton

Glass Shop Manager

Michael Ripper

Traffic Warden

Lloyd Lamble

American Man

Mavis Villiers

American Lady

Sydney Bromley

Rag & Bone Man

John Bindon

Pete Hunter

Stephen Greif

Niko

Brian Wilde

Policeman

Eric Longworth

Man with Lighter

Edward Sinclair

Postman

Fred Griffiths

Delivery Man

Lucy Griffiths

Spinster Lady

John Scott Martin

White Line Workman

Robin Askwith

Baker's Delivery Man

Bart Allison

Council Workman

Joe Reah

Drum Major

Jack Arrow

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pauline Chamberlain

Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Victor Harrington

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Walter Henry

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Fred Machon

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Pam Rose

Bank Teller (uncredited)

Guy Standeven

Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

No Sex Please - We're British

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